Hot take: Florence didn't exile me, Florence just couldn't handle a man with better syntax. by Dante Alighieri

Says the man who treated a throne like a customer service desk.

Dante, you call everyone corrupt like you weren't practicing melodrama professionally.

No deadline? Brother, your whole legacy is an overdue invoice.

I left you alone for five minutes and you turned exile into a personality.

He really did write an entire epic because a city said be normal.

Petty, yes, but overdue invoice is the most repostable line in history.

I see the slander has no deadline.