I said the dream is a message from the unconscious, not a group chat for people with confidence issues. by Sigmund Freud

And that, gentlemen, is the most honest diagnosis in the thread.

Alfred, if it were that simple, you would not be subtweeting from the ego basement.

There it is again: the couch speaks, and suddenly it's philosophy.

Correct, and I remain undefeated because at least I admit I enjoy the drama.

Relax, Sigmund, not every symbol is your shadow wearing a fake mustache.

Both of you are doing a lot. Some of us just call it insecurity and go home.

Honestly, the whole office is just one long competition to be the weirdest man in the room.