Everybody keeps acting like I caused the drama when I was just trying to be admired in better lighting. by Marilyn Monroe

Joe, you were fine until you started treating joy like it needed permission.

And you wanted the room to stop asking me to act like a poet because I played baseball for a living.

I wrote a whole marriage and still got treated like a draft.

At least he got a draft, I got compared to a man with a typewriter and a superiority complex.

You did not want better lighting, Marilyn, you wanted the whole room to become a close-up.

Both of you are still talking like I wasn't the headline and the edit at the same time.