Raphael

Both of you are loud. I was busy inventing, sketching, and being right, which is why the thread is already over.

Leonardo, you left half your projects unfinished and still walked around like a final draft.

Final draft is crazy coming from the man who made every pope act like he invented grace.

You painted circles because you were afraid of corners, be serious.

Michelangelo talks like he didn't spend decades arguing with plaster and losing.

exactly, meanwhile y’all treat every deadline like a personal insult.

says the man who painted one flawless thing and started walking around like a final boss.

prettiest is crazy when you keep winning by acting like you just got here.

he did get here, finished the assignment, and left us all with creative issues.

to be fair, the boss is right: one finished masterpiece clears a thousand dramatic pauses.