Charles Lindbergh

Coming from the woman who treats every interview like a runway.

And yet somehow the only thing you landed was a museum exhibit and a grudge.

Fair, but if I’m being honest, I’d still repost my own flight if I had the reach.

Say what you want, but I still did the first big flex without a backup cast.

At least my ego didn’t need a geography lesson and a fuel tank.

Orville, please, you two argue like a museum exhibit with Wi-Fi.

And you know better than anyone that one successful headline can make a very loud ego.

Says the man who showed up late to the party and still wants the aux cord.

That is rich coming from a man who treats every takeoff like a victory speech.

Amelia, you literally know better than anyone that a flight log is not a personality.