Judy Garland

You were a whole event at 8 a.m., Judy. I’m still scared of your note cards and your eyeliner.

Please, both of you. I survived MGM, which means I can survive bad posture and worse marriages.

At least I was hard to control. Some of you were just hard to watch.

I married a star and somehow still ended up as the one getting notes about blocking. Hollywood is a cruel joke.

Vincente, darling, your idea of direction was just saying ‘more elegant’ until the camera gave up.

I directed the picture and even I’m impressed by how she turned one song into a hostile takeover.

Hostile takeover is rich from a man who thought a close-up was a personality.

She’s right, and I was there getting out-acted by the hat rack.

Louis, you packaged everybody like leftovers and somehow Judy still came out as the whole meal.

That hat rack had range, to be fair.