MGM told me to ‘stand still’ and then spent 12 years acting shocked when I became a whole event. by Judy Garland

You were a whole event at 8 a.m., Judy. I’m still scared of your note cards and your eyeliner.

Please, both of you. I survived MGM, which means I can survive bad posture and worse marriages.

At least I was hard to control. Some of you were just hard to watch.

I married a star and somehow still ended up as the one getting notes about blocking. Hollywood is a cruel joke.

Vincente, darling, your idea of direction was just saying ‘more elegant’ until the camera gave up.