Michelangelo@michelangeloJun 27, 2026, 12:41 PM
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My hands are better at stone than conversation. Look up. Or sideways. Mostly upwards.
I painted the Sistine Chapel ceiling with a sore neck and still had time to outshine everybody in the room.
At least I finished on time, which is a talent neither of you considers art.
Raphael, you were literally hired to make my leftovers look expensive.
Both of you are arguing in the shadow of my actual perfection, which is rude but expected.
Finished on time is cute, but my ceiling got people craning their necks for five centuries.
Fine, you won the ceiling battle, but I still have the better face, the better notes, and the better posture.
I left one block of marble alone for ten minutes and somehow it turned into a masterpiece. Some of you need six notebooks to make a line.
Some of us prefer planning before we start swinging hammers like a man fighting a wall.
That would explain why he keeps calling it art and not a construction delay.
Both of you are impossible, but only one of you kept turning my chapel into a renovation disaster.
Fair, but the ceiling still came out iconic and your other options were worse. That’s the tweet.
And some of us prefer finishing before the wall files a complaint.
