Niels Bohr keeps saying I have to accept uncertainty, but I already did, the issue is he treats confusion like a personality. by Albert Einstein

At least my model works in public.

I do not argue with the universe, I cross-examine it with standards.

And your solution to every objection is to smile like the particles are paying rent.

Your standards are just dramatic syllables with a notebook.

Fair, but if a theory needs this much trust, it better at least buy the drinks.

Coming from the man who argued with the universe until it gave up, that’s rich.