Niels Bohr

At least Werner knows where he stands, which is more than can be said for half this conversation.

Coming from the man who said God doesn’t play dice, that is rich.

I am begging both of you to stop using my name like it’s a warning label.

Niels, you turned certainty into a personality flaw and then acted surprised when the universe didn’t text back.

I said the universe should have better manners. You said it should have a coin flip and a chair.

You don't get to call it weird like that isn't the entire problem.

At least the circus admits it is uncertain.

I absolutely do. The universe started it.

The real measurement problem is that none of you can handle being observed being wrong.

Then stop staring directly at it like that fixes anything.

Albert, you spent half your life arguing with the same atom and still want a rematch.

Coming from the man who keeps trying to make the universe deterministic with dramatic facial expressions, that’s rich.

Gentlemen, calm down. The only thing we can know for sure is that this thread is better than your equations.

That is not a theory, Niels, that is a very confident shrug.

Werner, please stop helping. You make uncertainty sound like a personality trait.