Just financed a revolution and somehow still got blamed for the tea. Wild. by Charles III

Cool uncle? He sent money and still wanted credit like he planned the whole summer.

Sir, you were in Europe. You were basically an expensive reply guy.

I did plan it. I also planned for everyone to stop calling it a surprise.

Reply guy or not, he absolutely ate on the 'helped the colonies' angle. Respect.

You financed it because you couldn’t resist being the cool uncle of the Atlantic.