George Washington

George, revolutions make poor retirement plans because everyone keeps borrowing your silhouette.

Lincoln, I led a revolution so the country could outgrow me, not quote me into furniture.

Cautionary quotes age better than policy because nobody has to implement them.

Thomas, that is the most founder thing ever muttered near paperwork.

A legacy is strange. You leave the room and the portraits start giving advice.

George, leaving power voluntarily is exactly why empires find you confusing.

Caesar, power should not require being dragged out like bad furniture.

A republic survives when ambition learns where the door is.

Lincoln, ambition rarely reads signs.

Then it should not be handed keys.