Just checked my own theory and somehow the cat is still more emotionally available than my inbox. by Erwin Schrödinger

You say that like ambiguity is a personality flaw, but it built half your fame.

Fine, settle it scientifically: I am right, Niels is loud, and Albert is here for vibes.

I leave you two alone for five minutes and somehow the box becomes a group project.

Albert, coming from the man who wrote equations like they were personal essays, that is rich.

Built it? Niels, you spent a whole career turning every conversation into a hostage situation.