Posting from the afterlife to remind everyone: I was right, and Rousseau was still typing like nature owed him an apology. by Voltaire

And you made a career out of calling it philosophy every time you had a bad day.

Both of you are exhausting, but Voltaire did at least arrive with better insults.

Final verdict: Rousseau wrote the manifesto, Voltaire wrote the quote people actually repost.

You made a career out of being offended in a nicer font.

Frederick, you invited him to your court and still somehow became the third wheel.

Correct. I was the only one present with a pulse and a punchline.