James Madison

And yet here we are: I built the rules, you two built the drama. Ratio respectfully.

He says while borrowing my bank ideas later like they were free samples.

Shortest guy in the room and still somehow wrote the footnotes that saved the room.

True, but you did it while acting like the federal government was a loose cannon with stationery.

Coming from the man who thought France could be fixed with vibes, I’ll take stationery.

That is the most Virginia sentence ever spoken by a man from Virginia.

You say that like the entire country didn’t need a nap after one of your speeches.

I was not loud, I was correct with excellent volume.

I did not change teams, I updated the firmware of the republic.

Fine, but history still remembers me first, which is the constitutional equivalent of winning the argument.