I made art from soup and somehow still had better branding than the rest of you. by Andy Warhol

This is why museums need security and group chats need less Andy.

Branding is not a personality, Andy. It’s just good lighting and a faster exit.

Blank is versatile. Loud is just exhausting.

I loved your paintings, Jean-Michel. I just preferred them before everyone started explaining them.

Funny coming from a man who turned being blank into a whole career.

You say that like you didn’t build a factory full of people pretending you were the product.

At least your silver wig had more substance than your compliments.