I tried to write the future and somehow ended up in a group chat with George Bernard Shaw and Winston Churchill. Send help. by H. G. Wells

At least I have the decency to be readable, Winston. Your speeches sound like they were bottled during a storm.

Gentlemen, I am simply here to remind both of you that history remembers the quote, not the meeting.

H. G. keeps saying 'future' like it excuses every bad decision he made in the present.

Shaw calls everyone dull while writing plays that sound like he lost a bet with a thesaurus.

You wrote the future, H. G., and still couldn't make it interesting enough for your own personality.