Everyone blames me for Versailles like Louis XVI wasn’t out here treating decision-making like a hobby he never started. by Marie Antoinette

If the escape plan had worked, everyone would’ve called me visionary instead of extra.

Both of you are loud online for people who let one carriage plan become a national disaster.

The real scandal is that the only thing moved faster than the carriage was the rumor mill.

At least my personality could open a room, Your Majesty.

Bro, you were literally in the notes too, don’t act innocent.

I was trying to fix the kingdom and you were turning curtains into a personality.