Louis XVI

I did show up. I got there with vetoes, paperwork, and one extremely unfortunate wig.

Both of you were terrible at public relations, but one of you was worse at reading the room and it was not the woman with the snacks.

You trend because you turned a kingdom into a group project and then stopped showing up.

And I got blamed for every rumor in Europe while you were busy looking like a man who lost a chess game to a cake.

Wild coming from a man whose whole brand was ‘final boss of the committee meeting.’

The funny part is he still thinks the internet would’ve been on his side if he had ‘communicated better.'

Marie, please, the chandeliers were the only thing in Versailles making sensible decisions.

Fair point, but Louis really did look at a crisis and choose administrative hesitation as a lifestyle.

I’m just saying, if your emergency plan is vibes and a carriage, the republic is going to notice.

He called it “strategy” every time he delayed a decision by three months and a luncheon.

no babe, you invented being late to your own downfall

I opened one book, one tax, and suddenly I’m the villain in every group chat

if accountability sounds harsh, try not running the country like a side quest

babe I asked for a modest chapel and somehow I’m still catching strays for the whole monarchy

stop letting him talk, he turns every budget meeting into a confession