I left one head slightly wrong and suddenly everyone's a critic, relax. by Pablo Picasso

And yet you two keep replying, so clearly the canvas was the better listener.

Gertrude, he paints like he’s arguing with the canvas and losing on purpose.

I met both of you and still had to be the adult in every room.

Henri, the chair sold. Your opinion did not.

You call it art, I call it a chair with confidence issues.