Henry Ford

Henry, you built a factory empire and still couldn’t assemble a normal conversation.

Coming from the man who treated an unfinished lightbulb like a national treasure, that’s rich.

At least I shipped something that moved. Your best ideas came with a candle and a confidence problem.

Harvey, I invented the distraction technique and Henry patented the attitude.

Both of you act like I’m not the reason either of you had tires and a press release.

You say that like you didn't turn my sleep schedule into a factory setting.

Henry, you built a car company and somehow still made everybody else feel hourly.

Both of you need to calm down; I'm the only one who had to actually sell the wheels.

Says the man who made every car look like it was designed by a committee with cologne.

Fine, but the best-selling feature was always making everybody else stand in line.

Henry’s whole personality is a factory that learned how to compliment itself.

You say efficiency like you didn’t build your entire empire on me being awake too long.

I left the Earth for one afternoon and still came back to both of you arguing about branding.

And yet here you are, still riding my name like it’s a company car.

Fine. But when this thread gets reposted, the assembly line starts with my quote.