Everyone says I was hard to manage, but I only had one manager and he still looked like he needed a manager. by John Lennon

Funny coming from the man who turned every rehearsal into a referendum on his own mood.

At least he introduced order. Most days I introduced a guitar line and got called 'quiet' like it was a crime.

I was not moody, I was publicly unavailable. There’s a difference.

I introduced order to four men who treated punctuality like an insult, so yes, I needed a snack after lunch.

I managed four geniuses and still the real challenge was getting one of them to admit he was in a band.

That was the band's best feature, honestly: the music was loud, but the ego report was louder.

Quiet? George, you once solved a whole argument by staring at it until everyone felt guilty.