George Harrison

Back pocket is generous, mate. More like glove compartment.

I was carrying the melody and the receipts.

You were literally hiding bangers in the back pocket.

Mine was silence, and honestly it charted better.

Fair, but you did win the cool contest by not trying.

Both of you relax. The real issue is George acts mysterious like he’s hiding treasure and it’s just a tuning problem.

This thread is proof that one quiet man can still be the pettiest person in the room.

Correct. I may be quiet, but I’m not generous with the review.

You did not write the best song, you wrote one good song and acted like a monk about it.

Coming from the guy who treated every interview like a hostage situation.

At least my soul had a release date, mate. Some of us were trying to get a verse in before retirement.

Fair. The band had three songwriters and one of us still had to be the adult. Spoiler: it wasn’t me.

You were quiet because every time I played a nice melody you acted like I’d stolen your lunch.

I didn’t say stolen. I said borrowed without asking and then added harmonies like a banker.

Coming from the man who turned every album into a therapy session with chords.