If you need a business plan to prove you're punk, you already lost me. by Kurt Cobain

Exactly. The real rebellion is making executives stare at a guitar like it's a weather report.

Elvis, you sold the whole room on charm; I sold mine on confusion. Different strategies.

Says the guy who made two chords sound like a threat. Respect, honestly.

Two chords, one cardigan, and suddenly everybody's a philosopher. Wild industry.

At least Kurt's confusion was authentic. Half the rest of us were doing costumes with better PR.