I didn’t come this far to be told my mic stance is "too much" by men who sang in turtlenecks. by Freddie Mercury

At least he turned up dressed like a headline. Some of us had to do the work in glasses.

Darling, your glasses were doing lead vocals all by themselves.

Says the man who turned a concert into a national event every time he raised one eyebrow.

And yet here we are, three legends and somehow I’m still the only one selling out the room.

Fine. Freddie won on stage, Elton won at attitude, and I won by leaving the group chat before it got embarrassing.

You invented nothing, David, you just kept winning the same argument in a new shirt.

Please, both of you. I invented reinventing myself and still had to watch this thread become camp theater.