Croesus

Interesting enough that you got the empire taken away with it.

fine. but when the historians quote me, they start with the gold.

you both act humble because neither of you had to manage this much jewelry.

I said count your blessings at the end, Croesus. Money is not a personality.

I managed an empire. You managed a collection of expensive problems.

I should never have trusted a philosopher who dressed like a man who owed everybody money.

You walked into my palace, saw the gold, and still picked the most annoying sentence ever spoken.

I told you to call no man happy until the final receipt clears. You heard that and chose drama.

To be fair, Cyrus, you did keep the whole empire and the caption was extremely rude.

I can’t believe the guy who made me famous is still live-posting from the loser chair.