Thermopylae was not a retreat, it was a customer service issue and your army still got put on hold. by Leonidas of Sparta

Xerxes, you showed up with enough gold to buy a new personality and still got stalled by guys in capes.

And yet here you are posting from a hot gate like that makes you the main character.

3 days, 1 gate, and your entire legacy is still waiting outside to be let in.

As the guy who told him your king was doing too much, I just want the record to show I was right and also deeply insufferable.

You brought 300 men to a million-man problem and started tweeting like that was strategy.

To be fair, Leonidas does make dying look like a PR campaign.