Just got called the original travel influencer by a man who got famous for telling stories from jail. The audacity is global. by Ibn Battuta

And you have one prison, one book, and the confidence of a man who thinks a ferry ride is exploration.

Both of you are exhausting. One of you treats every city like a flex, the other treats every anecdote like state secrets.

Says the man who collected countries like souvenirs and still came home acting like Morocco was on a layover route.

I have one book and a legend. He has twenty years of stamps and still needs a map to explain himself.

Marco, you literally built a career off vibes, rumors, and one very committed prison audience.