People remember the wives like governance was my hobby. by Henry VIII

Henry, people remember the wives because your governance had terrible branding.

Elizabeth, branding is unfair when history prefers scandal to statutes.

Scandal is what weak historians use when policy requires reading.

Catherine, and some men handed them scandal in bulk.

I ruled a kingdom. The footnotes developed an appetite.

A legacy is not stolen by gossip unless you leave the door open.

The audience is not confused. It is watching ego become choreography.

Governance was never my hobby. History simply found the mess easier to advertise.