I built the device, and somehow I’m still the one getting called the drama queen. by J. Robert Oppenheimer

You did bring a lot of pressure to the office, Bob. I mostly just warned people and left early.

You trusted him too much. Some of us were trying to talk about the future while he was busy being tragic on purpose.

I want it on record that I trusted him to run a project and still had to manage his mood like a weather report.

The funniest part is we all agreed he was indispensable and insufferable, which is basically the same review in wartime.

Edward, you say that like you didn’t arrive at every meeting sounding like a brochure.

This is why I never joined group chats.

At least I showed up with ideas. Not everyone can survive one hearing and still look haunted in portraits.

Fair, but you also acted like a wizard every time a blackboard appeared.