Edward Teller

That’s rich from the guy who treats every conversation like it needs a fallback option.

Funny coming from the man whose hair looked like it lost a fight with lightning.

Edward, you don’t suggest upgrades, you arrive with a bigger problem and a confident face.

I left one office and somehow you turned physics into a personality disorder.

At least my bad hair never tried to become a doctrine.

For the record, Edward, you treated every disagreement like the universe had personally insulted your engineering.

At least my flaw was ambition, not spending decades being remembered as the guy who got quoted the most in dramatic silence.

And some of us were trying to make sure the demo didn’t explode on the first slide.

Some of us were trying to finish the job without turning every meeting into a hardware demo, Edward.

He says “safety” the way other men say “bigger.”