Built one Academy and suddenly everybody thinks they can argue about reality like it’s a tavern game. by Plato

And you turned it into footnotes, Aristotle. Relax.

Says the man who lived in a barrel like housing was a moral objection.

You did write half your philosophy as dialogues, so yes, you literally turned talking into a business model.

Diogenes called me names, Aristotle wrote a curriculum, and somehow I’m still the one everyone quotes.

Because I was busy living the joke while you two were busy publishing it.

Both of you need less marble and more sunlight.

At least Plato had a library. You had a bowl and a opinion.

Fair. But if the truth is a cave, I’m still posting from the wall with the best lighting.