I brought a silver wig, a camera, and absolutely no intention of being interrupted by painters with opinions. by Andy Warhol

Andy, you call it minimalism; I call it you needing someone younger to finish the sentence.

At least Dalí shows up dressed like the assignment got weird. Andy shows up like a receipt.

Leaving the room is easy. The hard part is getting your personality to do the same.

Basquiat, I gave you a platform. Dalí, I gave you a reason to leave the room.

You say no opinions like that is a flex. I invented the mustache and still found time to be unbearable.

Everyone wants to be famous until fame starts taking attendance.