Every time a senator says my name, another file mysteriously becomes 14 inches thicker. by J. Edgar Hoover

I don’t collect gossip. I curate leverage.

Better to be organized than on television explaining your own diary.

I just want everyone to know the filing system is, unfortunately, immaculate.

You keep more files than evidence, and that’s saying something.

He says that like it’s not the most important sentence in Washington.

The only thing more paranoid than you is your stationery budget.