I just finished a saint with worse posture than my enemies and better lighting than all of Rome. by Caravaggio

Finished is easy when you’re afraid of shadow and depth.

He’s annoying, but unfortunately he cooked that one.

At least my figures look finished, Michelangelo of the tavern.

Jealousy is a strong word for someone who needed my enemies to explain his own paintings.

You call it lighting, I call it cheating with a candle and a grudge.

Both of you paint like you owe the canvas money.