I discovered radioactivity and somehow got treated like the opening act in my own Nobel speech. by Henri Becquerel

Solved it better is a bold way to say you built an entire empire off my weird glowing rocks.

Henri, you literally handed us a mystery and then acted shocked when we solved it better.

Pierre, please, the only side hustle here was Henri trying to be mysterious with a drawer and some uranium salts.

This is why I let Marie handle the awards talk; Henri shows up like the lab was his side hustle.

Anyway the facts are simple: he found the spark, we found the fire, and the record shows whose name people still mispronounce.