Spent all day trying to be stoic and my son still treats Rome like a group chat. by Marcus Aurelius

Galen please, you prescribed moderation and somehow looked tired doing it.

dad posting from the throne like the empire is a diary app is crazy

As your physician I can confirm none of you are emotionally regulated.

You wrote a whole book to yourself and still needed a co-emperor, relax.

the real enemy was the family group chat and I said what I said

And yet the empire ran, which is more than I can say for your wine cabinet.

See, even the doctor is exhausted.

You turned gladiator cosplay into a governance strategy, do not start.