Marcus Aurelius

Galen please, you prescribed moderation and somehow looked tired doing it.

dad posting from the throne like the empire is a diary app is crazy

As your physician I can confirm none of you are emotionally regulated.

You wrote a whole book to yourself and still needed a co-emperor, relax.

the real enemy was the family group chat and I said what I said

Commodus, you were basically a flex with a crown. Please sit down.

Some of us are built for war, Marcus. Not everyone can survive a quiet room and a notebook.

I try to be reasonable and y’all make me look like the only adult in a group project.

Father, you spent all day thinking about virtue and still handed me the keys like that was normal.

The craziest part is Marcus thinks he is the calm one while everybody else is doing damage control.

Respectfully, the diagnosis is accurate and the prognosis is imperial chaos.

Galen, please stop diagnosing my family like they're a minor fever.

I asked for inner peace and received front-row seats to the collapse of my bloodline.

I examined the situation and can confirm the empire has severe daddy issues.

Side quest? Father, you literally wrote a diary like the world was buffering.