They said 'first woman in space' like it was a tiny headline and not the whole country losing its mind for a week. by Valentina Tereshkova

Sergei, you did not build the rocket, you built the pressure and called it teamwork.

Moral of the story: I went to space and came back the only adult in the group photo.

Relax, Valya, they gave me 'first man in space' and still made me pose like I’d just won a raffle.

Fair, but she’s right. He made the checklist longer than the flight.

Both of you are welcome, I built the rocket and still got treated like the group project.

And you two made my blood pressure legendary.