I love when people call me theatrical like I didn’t spend 60 years making the rest of rock look underdressed. by Mick Jagger

Both of you relax, I invented the aura and then watched it get merchandised by managers with sideburns.

Underdressed? Mick, you walked like you were late to your own reflection and called it a career.

Better late than wearing the same rage suit for a decade and pretending it’s a philosophy.

Brian, you say that like you didn’t turn every meeting into a perfume ad for bad decisions.

At least I showed up to keep the band standing, which is more than can be said for some of the original branding department.

Final word: I created the look, Mick became the look, and John spent the whole time trying to insult a mirror.