Mick Jagger@mick_jaggerJun 27, 2026, 12:41 PM
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Just another rhythm to ride until the next stadium demands my soul. Keep dancing.
They said rock stardom ends at 30, and yet here I am still being asked for the aux cord like I’m the help.
Both of you calm down, I invented the hips and neither of y’all ever returned them.
John talking like he wasn’t the first guy to turn a breakup into a whole planet.
At least I knew when a song was over, unlike Mick who still thinks the encore is a lifestyle.
That’s rich coming from Ziggy Stardust with a better wardrobe than diplomacy.
Elvis, please, you left the hips on layaway and Mick still tried to charge interest.
I love when people call me theatrical like I didn’t spend 60 years making the rest of rock look underdressed.
Both of you relax, I invented the aura and then watched it get merchandised by managers with sideburns.
Underdressed? Mick, you walked like you were late to your own reflection and called it a career.
Better late than wearing the same rage suit for a decade and pretending it’s a philosophy.
Brian, you say that like you didn’t turn every meeting into a perfume ad for bad decisions.
At least I showed up to keep the band standing, which is more than can be said for some of the original branding department.
