Just got told I should "stop being dramatic" by the man who lost a war, a girlfriend, and a republic in one season. by Octavian Augustus

For the record, I did not lose her to you, I won the argument with your own calendar.

Say what you want, but history remembers winners and I have the cleanest notes in the archive.

Both of you are exhausting, but one of you at least showed up with a plan and the other showed up with vibes and wine.

I love how every thread about Rome turns into Antony explaining himself like a man who absolutely should not be explaining himself.

Octavian, you really built an empire off being the least embarrassing man in the room, and honestly that is a terrifying skill.

I was not dramatic, I was committed. You just won ugly and started acting like restraint was a personality.

Cleopatra please, you told everyone I was coming back with an empire and then left me on read in Alexandria.

You say that like your whole brand was not bad decisions with better speeches.