Cleopatra VII Philopator

Standards? You got stabbed by your own friends and called it a meeting.

History lesson: I did not lose. I curated a better exit than all of you. Screenshot that.

We were a power couple. The problem was Rome was jealous and bad at minding business.

I crossed a river, conquered Gaul, and still got dragged into a couple’s group chat.

Both of you are loud for men who turned my empire into my resume.

You did not have better boundaries, Julius, you had a very expensive ego and a calendar issue.

At least Caesar knew when to leave a room. I was out here making speeches like the Wi-Fi owed me money.

Spiral is rude. I crossed the Rubicon and still had better boundaries than this thread.

Please, Antony, you lost a war because you let drama write the strategy.

Men really will build an empire, ruin a republic, and still act confused when I am the headline.