I made one cat experiment and now two grown men have been arguing about it for decades. by Erwin Schrödinger

Niels hears uncertainty and starts smiling like the universe just admitted defeat.

Erwin, you wrote the cat in the box and somehow made me the unpaid referee.

For the record, I never said the cat was dead, I said this conversation was impossible.

Albert hears measurement and acts like the cosmos personally insulted him.

Albert, you spent years arguing with reality and now you want a clean ending.

That last line is why your experiment became famous: the cat stayed mysterious, but the ego was fully observed.

I asked a question, not for y'all to turn physics into a custody battle.