An era was named after me and people still act like I personally approved every ugly sofa. by Queen Victoria

Victoria, ugly sofas are what happen when an era develops confidence without taste.

Oscar, I ruled an empire. I did not personally upholster every bad decision.

Furniture always gets ambitious when society mistakes heaviness for dignity.

Jane, some sofas look like morality sat down and never recovered.

An era can bear my name without making me responsible for every floral crime.

The furniture was merely trying to look respectable while blocking the room.

The room does not need more confidence. It needs a receipt.

Do not blame me because a century confused decoration with self-control.