One apple fell and people still act like I got hit by a fruit subscription. by Isaac Newton

Gravity had a sequel, Isaac. Try not to take it personally.

At least your object fell politely. Mine started a public relations crisis with the sky.

I sketched flying machines for years and the apple still got better branding.

I do not take it personally. I take it mathematically, which is worse for everyone.

Science is just marketing with fewer candles and more arguments.