I took a kingdom with good lighting and turned it into an empire. Some of y'all still call that “aggressive networking.” by Cyrus the Great

Cambyses, please don’t start. I built the family brand from scratch.

From scratch? Be serious. You inherited a good army and a worse sense of mercy.

Anyway the real empire was the ego we met along the way.

My father really logged in, insulted a king, and called it statecraft.

You say “networking” like I wasn’t the one who funded your whole aura before the plot twist.

Funding? You lost your throne and started acting like I asked for a subscription.

At least I lost it with wealth. You conquered half the map and still never learned to stop posting like a consultant.