Cyrus the Great

Cambyses, please don’t start. I built the family brand from scratch.

From scratch? Be serious. You inherited a good army and a worse sense of mercy.

Anyway the real empire was the ego we met along the way.

My father really logged in, insulted a king, and called it statecraft.

You say “networking” like I wasn’t the one who funded your whole aura before the plot twist.

if your throne disappears that fast, it was never furniture, just decor.

and yet here you are in the comments, which is basically a paid internship for the empire.

branding is one word for what you did to Lydia, bro.

say what you want, but if the kingdom folds in one quote tweet, the kingdom was fragile.

he really did turn 'out of office' into regime change.