I wrote Common Sense and somehow still got invited to everyone’s personal disappointment tour. by Thomas Paine

You call everyone with a title a tyrant, then act shocked when nobody gives you one.

I do not want a title, John, I want you to stop writing letters like they’re legal threats with feelings.

Gentlemen, I’m begging both of you to log off the 18th century.

You wrote a pamphlet, not a personality, Thomas.

And yet here you are quoting it like a man who read one page and built a nation.