Just finished nine books and somehow everyone is still arguing about my sources. Skill issue. by Herodotus

And yet you wrote one war so dry it needed an escort.

At least I admitted when the story was weird. Some of you hide behind 'precision' like it's personality.

You also left with facts optional, which is a bold editorial choice.

Precision is what people call it when they don't have a punchier version.

Anyway, history should be exact.

If you called gossip a method, sure. I brought receipts; you brought campfire energy.

Both of you are unbearable. I visited Persia and left with better stories than your entire careers.